Coultergeist: Studios excited about prospects for new film starring Anne Coulter
For theatrical release in June the new Coultergeist film has the film studios hoping they have another blockbuster on their hands. From the press release:
“A funloving liberal pundit by day and a powerful satanic ghost by night, Coultergeist has all the laughs, foibles and spills to keep the audiences at the edge of their seats. Never had you seen Anne Coulter in such rare form, from ravishing cross-dressing man hamming it up with Bill O’Reilly to orgies with Satan and ex-gay porn stars. This flick has it all. With a special appearance by Craig T. Nelson of Coach and Poltergeist fame as a fun-loving exorcist coming to terms with his obligations as a man of the cloth and his growing romantic interest in one special cross dressing demon. Even faggots will LOVE this flick! 10% of the proceeds will be donated to stormfont.org and cross-dressers for Hitler.”
Anne Coulter had the following to say about the film,
“I’ve pretty muched tapped the lifecycle on making money on being a loud mouthed bitch. Politics and acting are strange bedfellows. Not queer bedfellows… just strange ones. I hope that I can earn the money with this one to finally complete my sex change and become the man I always wanted to be. The role is exciting, I think people will warm up to me playing a lovable character like a demon spawn after seeing me for years playing a hardnosed writer. I’m not a real writer - but I do play one on TV. I would also like to use the funds to complete my in progress Hannitty and Colmes sex dolls.”
There has been some worry about this film going straight to DVD but the studios insist they are 100% behind this movie and the man behind its starring role.
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